Sunday, November 23, 2014

Movie time "Bowling Balls"

Well today as a hopefully quick written post as I am strapped for time I'll be telling you about the mini movie by the Insane Clown Posse called "Bowling Balls".
Bowling Balls is a mini movie based off an ICP song of the same name off of the album "Hells Pit" and serves partially as a music video for that song where the movie switches to clips of ICP performing the song.
I can't find the full movie in just one video anymore for one reason or another so I'm putting a link to a playlist on here. The movie is broken into three videos and then the song with lyrics follows totalling four videos the longest one just over nine minutes long.
Bowling Balls

WARNING: this movie contains shitty cheap ass violence and has gratuitous use of words like fuck, shit, titty, bitch, and other words of the nature.

The movie starts with two girls smoking weed in an old beat up yellow truck chit chatting and carrying on. They appear to be in the middle of nowhere which is later confirmed. As they pass the blunt back and forth one of them drops it and they quickly scurry to find it and the blonde girl driving the truck ends up hitting someone. This someone is Shaggy 2 Dope with a hunch back and a noose around his neck altogether looking quite dirty and scrappy. The brunnete girl quickly suggests they drive away and not bother to see if they hurt someone or something but the blonde convinces her otherwise and they get out of the truck to investigate. They call out and slowly edge away from the truck but are frightened into running back to the truck when they see the silhouette of Shaggy from a distance running away and screaming. They jump in the truck but it won't start so the blonde  (Amy) calls a friend by the name of Brad accompanied by Tiffany and Carl but it'll be a couple hours before they'll be there. Amy is able to tell Brad that they are near a hotel with a neon running man sign before her phone shits out on her. Out of nowhere Violent J pops up and offers his assistance having noticed their car troubles, gives both Amy and the brunette Stacy flowers and invites them to his bed and breakfast to wait at until their friends arrive. Amy requests a moment to speak with Stacy and J happily obliges. Stacy isn't having it not one bit and after a little arguing Amy leaves her in the truck to wait while she goes to the b&b to wait with J. Visibly upset Stacy says to herself "you'd better be right" and gets out of the truck. Next we see their friends on their way to help and they are talking amongst themselves about Amy and Stacy being stranded. Carl is driving and is a black very by the books nerdy type football player next to him is Tiffany a sassy almost bitchy asian girl and in the back is Brad your typical dumb self assured stoner football player. Back to Amy Stacy and J they're walk to the b&b as J tells them about it and the area. He tells them the business has been in the family for years and that there isn't another establishment for 25 miles in any direction apart from a shed used to grow marijuana that has nothing to do with them. They get inside and J tells them to make their selves at home and there is someone he wants them to meet, his brother Shaggy who he calls out to several times. Shaggy shows up from behind with a machette and cuts Stacy's head off one swing. J gets mad because he was gonna try to "fuck that bitch" but Shaggy doesn't care he just wants the "ball" while J proclaims that "mom is gonna kill us". J and Shaggy fight briefly and J gives him the head while telling him to clean up as they are expecting guests. J grabs Amy says "let's go bitch" then walks away. This is when the first part of the song starts, J and Shaggy are in the living room that is filled with severed heads and J starts rapping with Shaggy doing the chorus. The entire song is about severed heads and them being J's only friends and all the things he does with them although he admits he has a problem. After the clip of the song it shows the front of the b&b with the caption two hours later. The friends have arrived and gone inside the b&b where they decide to split up Brads idea. Brad still stoned assigns Carl upstairs Tiffany downstairs and himself.... the kitchen. Next is the second part of the song. The song is followed by Carl going upstairs where a strange scrapping sound can be heard. He's calling out and looking around as he heads towards the sound at the end of the hall behind the last door. He opens it and sees Shaggy sharpening an axe quickly closes the door turns around swears then notices J holding a hatchet and winding up to throw it. Shaggy is trying to get through the door but Carl is pressing back although he's cornered and out of options. J throws his hatchet and hits Carl right in the forehead "bulls eye mother fucker" then Shaggy opens the door and starts hacking him with the axe. It cuts to the third part of the song. After that we see Tiffany going downstairs where she finds Amy. She then notices the heads and runs away leaving Amy. She heads for the stairs but J and Shaggy walk in just as she's going up the stairs. Again she runs away this time back into the depths of the basement where she trips and is decapitated. J gets mad and starts talking about how mom wanted everything properly organized so no one got hurt Shaggy is to concerned with the "ball" and J takes it and Knicks him out with it. Next is the fourth part of the song. Now we see Brad sneaking into the kitchen acting like a ninja. He opens the fridge but it's near empty although he does find a piece of watermelon that he snacks on a bit before tossing it aside. He opens the freezer door and sees some frozen heads. He freaks out and closes the freezer door to reveal J standing there with a baseball bat that has nails sticking out. Brad is shit talking saying things like "you don't know me clown I got game mother fucker" and "bring it on" this is only amusing J as Shaggy sneaks up from behind impales him cuts his head off and starts stabbing his face for a minute or two. Cuts to the song again. After the song clip J and Shaggy come downstairs and start taunting Amy with the heads of her friends then J explains it's not about your fingers your toes your titties or elbows it's all about your dome the melons the nuggets the craniums and she has a beautiful melon and they want it. She calls them sick mother fuckers and struggles free from her ropes but she is cornered with nowhere to go. She makes a break for it and they both grab her but Shaggy won't let go like J is telling him and J ends up ripping her head off with her spine attached by accident as a result.
J-the fuck is this?
Shaggy pushes him
S-gimme the ball
J shouting
J-moms gonna kill us
S-gimme the ball
Shaggy pushes him again as he says it
J pushes him harder
J-you son of a fuck I told you
J swings the head by the spine and hits Shaggy in the head
Cuts to the final song clip. The last part of the movie shows a couple driving with the caption the next night. The lady says "I love driving in the country" then the guy says "it's so good to get away" as he pulls his wang out (not shown). She leans over to give him some road head just as they hit Shaggy with their car. They stop the car and she spits out what looks like a pickle my guess is she bit his dick off Shaggy runs away and J pops up out of nowhere and says "Problem folks?". End of movie roll credits.


That's it for me I'm done
-(insert fake alias here)




And I leave you with this one question
Who took the chicken off the plate and put it in the fridge?





Shaggy 2 Dope did.









1 comment:

  1. I appreciate how much you're writing Nick, but try to focus more on analysis rather than just recap.

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