Fuck Off !

I'm gonna talk about the first solo album by rapper "Shaggy 2 Dope" because it'sunday past six and I completely forgot to even start this til now. Shaggy 2 Dope (real name Joseph "Joey" Ustler) is one half of the horror based Detroit rap group Insane Clown Posse alongside long time friend Violent J (real name Joseph "Joe" Bruce). "Fuck Off !" is Shaggy's first solo album released in 1994 right before Insane Clown Posse's third major release "Riddle Box" the third jokers card released in 1995. The original release only consisted of two tracks "Fuck Off !" and "I'm Not Alone" but the album was later rereleased with a total of four tracks "Fuck Off !", "Clown Luv", "I'm Not Alone", and "3 Rings". The song "3 Rings" was also on "Riddle Box" with slight changes in the lyrics.

The album cover was as far as I know was hand drawn by Shaggy himself just like the ICP jokers cards and the band logo the hatchet man. As you can see it features a cartoonish Shaggy shirtless holding his balls and flipping the bird with a colorful striped background and "2 DOPE" along the side. Just for shits n giggles I'm gonna put up another example of Shaggy's artistic ability.

This is the artwork for the 2006 single "Keep It Scrubbin'" off of Shaggy's second solo album "F.T.F.O." which stands for "fuck the fuck off". You can see Shaggy again shirtless inbetween two ugly fat chicks in bikinis as he raps a lot about having sex with fat ugly whores and in reality preferring his women on the larger side obviously better looking then the songs and this picture perceives them. All of his drawings are heavily cartoonish but well done none the less. Back to the point Fuck Off !. Violent J can be heard doing back up vocals for the first three songs and raps on the fourth. On the first track Fuck Off ! in addition to back up vocals Violent J starts to rap but is quickly cut off by Shaggy who says "NAH, FUCK OFF BITCH, THIS IS MY RECORD!!!". That line as well as the chorus are my favorite parts of the song and possibly my favorite parts the entire album. The chorus is simply Shaggy shouting "SUCK MY NUTS, BITCH FUCK YOU". Alright looks like I have 300 plus words I'm gonna wrap it up with a lot of swearing stolen from other songs and then my usual sign off.


Fuck, shit, pussy, ass, motherfuckin, damn, bitch
Bitch, damn, motherfuckin, ass, pussy, shit, fuck

And for good measures why not add a video of "Violent J's Dance Boogie Marathon" so if you got 55 seconds I would abuse the chance to watch a fat clown dance to the Bee Gees .
Violent J's Dance Boogie Marathon


Alright mother fuckers and mother fuckettes I'm gone for now so have a nice day with your bitch ass and don't forget to fuck off.
-insert fake alias here

Movie time "Bowling Balls"

Well today as a hopefully quick written post as I am strapped for time I'll be telling you about the mini movie by the Insane Clown Posse called "Bowling Balls".
Bowling Balls is a mini movie based off an ICP song of the same name off of the album "Hells Pit" and serves partially as a music video for that song where the movie switches to clips of ICP performing the song.
I can't find the full movie in just one video anymore for one reason or another so I'm putting a link to a playlist on here. The movie is broken into three videos and then the song with lyrics follows totalling four videos the longest one just over nine minutes long.
Bowling Balls

WARNING: this movie contains shitty cheap ass violence and has gratuitous use of words like fuck, shit, titty, bitch, and other words of the nature.

The movie starts with two girls smoking weed in an old beat up yellow truck chit chatting and carrying on. They appear to be in the middle of nowhere which is later confirmed. As they pass the blunt back and forth one of them drops it and they quickly scurry to find it and the blonde girl driving the truck ends up hitting someone. This someone is Shaggy 2 Dope with a hunch back and a noose around his neck altogether looking quite dirty and scrappy. The brunnete girl quickly suggests they drive away and not bother to see if they hurt someone or something but the blonde convinces her otherwise and they get out of the truck to investigate. They call out and slowly edge away from the truck but are frightened into running back to the truck when they see the silhouette of Shaggy from a distance running away and screaming. They jump in the truck but it won't start so the blonde  (Amy) calls a friend by the name of Brad accompanied by Tiffany and Carl but it'll be a couple hours before they'll be there. Amy is able to tell Brad that they are near a hotel with a neon running man sign before her phone shits out on her. Out of nowhere Violent J pops up and offers his assistance having noticed their car troubles, gives both Amy and the brunette Stacy flowers and invites them to his bed and breakfast to wait at until their friends arrive. Amy requests a moment to speak with Stacy and J happily obliges. Stacy isn't having it not one bit and after a little arguing Amy leaves her in the truck to wait while she goes to the b&b to wait with J. Visibly upset Stacy says to herself "you'd better be right" and gets out of the truck. Next we see their friends on their way to help and they are talking amongst themselves about Amy and Stacy being stranded. Carl is driving and is a black very by the books nerdy type football player next to him is Tiffany a sassy almost bitchy asian girl and in the back is Brad your typical dumb self assured stoner football player. Back to Amy Stacy and J they're walk to the b&b as J tells them about it and the area. He tells them the business has been in the family for years and that there isn't another establishment for 25 miles in any direction apart from a shed used to grow marijuana that has nothing to do with them. They get inside and J tells them to make their selves at home and there is someone he wants them to meet, his brother Shaggy who he calls out to several times. Shaggy shows up from behind with a machette and cuts Stacy's head off one swing. J gets mad because he was gonna try to "fuck that bitch" but Shaggy doesn't care he just wants the "ball" while J proclaims that "mom is gonna kill us". J and Shaggy fight briefly and J gives him the head while telling him to clean up as they are expecting guests. J grabs Amy says "let's go bitch" then walks away. This is when the first part of the song starts, J and Shaggy are in the living room that is filled with severed heads and J starts rapping with Shaggy doing the chorus. The entire song is about severed heads and them being J's only friends and all the things he does with them although he admits he has a problem. After the clip of the song it shows the front of the b&b with the caption two hours later. The friends have arrived and gone inside the b&b where they decide to split up Brads idea. Brad still stoned assigns Carl upstairs Tiffany downstairs and himself.... the kitchen. Next is the second part of the song. The song is followed by Carl going upstairs where a strange scrapping sound can be heard. He's calling out and looking around as he heads towards the sound at the end of the hall behind the last door. He opens it and sees Shaggy sharpening an axe quickly closes the door turns around swears then notices J holding a hatchet and winding up to throw it. Shaggy is trying to get through the door but Carl is pressing back although he's cornered and out of options. J throws his hatchet and hits Carl right in the forehead "bulls eye mother fucker" then Shaggy opens the door and starts hacking him with the axe. It cuts to the third part of the song. After that we see Tiffany going downstairs where she finds Amy. She then notices the heads and runs away leaving Amy. She heads for the stairs but J and Shaggy walk in just as she's going up the stairs. Again she runs away this time back into the depths of the basement where she trips and is decapitated. J gets mad and starts talking about how mom wanted everything properly organized so no one got hurt Shaggy is to concerned with the "ball" and J takes it and Knicks him out with it. Next is the fourth part of the song. Now we see Brad sneaking into the kitchen acting like a ninja. He opens the fridge but it's near empty although he does find a piece of watermelon that he snacks on a bit before tossing it aside. He opens the freezer door and sees some frozen heads. He freaks out and closes the freezer door to reveal J standing there with a baseball bat that has nails sticking out. Brad is shit talking saying things like "you don't know me clown I got game mother fucker" and "bring it on" this is only amusing J as Shaggy sneaks up from behind impales him cuts his head off and starts stabbing his face for a minute or two. Cuts to the song again. After the song clip J and Shaggy come downstairs and start taunting Amy with the heads of her friends then J explains it's not about your fingers your toes your titties or elbows it's all about your dome the melons the nuggets the craniums and she has a beautiful melon and they want it. She calls them sick mother fuckers and struggles free from her ropes but she is cornered with nowhere to go. She makes a break for it and they both grab her but Shaggy won't let go like J is telling him and J ends up ripping her head off with her spine attached by accident as a result.
J-the fuck is this?
Shaggy pushes him
S-gimme the ball
J shouting
J-moms gonna kill us
S-gimme the ball
Shaggy pushes him again as he says it
J pushes him harder
J-you son of a fuck I told you
J swings the head by the spine and hits Shaggy in the head
Cuts to the final song clip. The last part of the movie shows a couple driving with the caption the next night. The lady says "I love driving in the country" then the guy says "it's so good to get away" as he pulls his wang out (not shown). She leans over to give him some road head just as they hit Shaggy with their car. They stop the car and she spits out what looks like a pickle my guess is she bit his dick off Shaggy runs away and J pops up out of nowhere and says "Problem folks?". End of movie roll credits.


That's it for me I'm done
-(insert fake alias here)




And I leave you with this one question
Who took the chicken off the plate and put it in the fridge?





Shaggy 2 Dope did.

Wizard of the Hood

This week I'm doing a review for the solo album by Violent J "Wizard of the Hood" which is a concept album based off of the the wizard of oz.
It was first released in 2003 but there have been around two reissues or something like that each one with two additional songs bringing the total altogether around 13 songs including the intro but I'm only writing about 8 leaving out the intro which holds no significants and the four total bonus songs from the special edition and reissue.
The thing about this EP is that it is strickly a "smokers" record because the whole thing is about weed. The original special edition CD came with a special tin and rolling papers for weed. So with that in mind here is my review of "Wizard of the Hood"

Track 2- Let It Rain
This is where our story starts and we meet our first protagonist Violent J. Violent J is a crack dealer living in a run down near abandoned house in Detroit Michigan. He's driving home in his tricked out car when it starts to rain, so he hits the switch to put the top up but otherwise ignores the weather. He gets home and the weather has escalated to a full blown hurricane but it makes no difference to J or his clientele (being crack heads all they care about is their fix) so J is just hanging out around his house smoking weed and playing mega man 4 from 1993. He's watching crack heads trying to get to his door unsuccessfully as they are thrown all around by the wind being only 90 pounds due to their drug abuse. The house is taking a beating from the weather, tornado sirens are blaring, and J has noticed an unusual sound, so he opens the door to see a tornado but shuts the door because he doesn't care so long as it stays outside. Suddenly the whole house is ripped off the ground by the tornado and is flying around with all sorts of other crazy shit. His game is somehow all good chilling on pause but everything else is being tossed and ruined including himself and the "rocks" in his shoes. He looks out the window and sees
the crack heads waiving at him flying around still trying to buy from him he also sees mailboxes, a pizza man, some garbage cans, and then he saw a naked woman that made him stop all together like "damn". Before long all of it was gone and his house crashed to the ground.

Track 3- Yellow Brick Alleyway
 J's house crashed to the ground and he has no idea where he's at. So before venturing out he grabs the necessary supplies, some weed and wrapping papers. He heads out and immediately starts freaking out at the sight of all the random colorful things foreign to our world and especially Detroit. He notices some little people hiding from him and walks up nonchalantly asking "what's up", out of nowhere a party breaks out. They all thank him for crushing the wicked witch with his house, he looks over and sees her legs sticking out then begins to play it off like it was intentional but it was no big deal. He asks how he can get home and they tell him about someone called the wizard that can get him anything he needs. They tell him to follow the yellow brick road to find the wizard at his palace and J is quickly on his way sparking a blunt to smoke while he walks. I love the fact all the munchins are just J with a high pitched and the munchins hilarious way of telling J what he needs to do
"Take ya ass down the yellow brink road motherfucker
Take ya ass down the yellow brink alleway"
repeated until the music fades into the beat of the next song and its J singing it to himself
"Take my ass down the yellow brick alleyway
(I'm going home)
They say, Take my ass down the yellow bricks"

Track 4- Homies 2 Smoke With
This song is my favorite. In this song we meet the scarecrow who is played by Monoxide from Twiztid. J is walking down the yellow brick road to the wizard taking everything in and accepting the fact that this is real. He's carrying on smoking a vanilla blunt when out of nowhere he here's a voice "yo homie let me get a hit of that blunt". He looks around and sees that a scarecrow is the one that asked for a hit. J tells him that all he doesn't really have any good weed but the wizard has the best stuff around and that's where he's heading right now. The scarecrow asks if he can tag along and J happily allows him. J helps him off his post but crow falls and rips off, crow quickly assures him its all good
"I helped set his ass free
He slipped off
Then his fuckin leg ripped off
And He was like
"Don't mind that shit dawg, It ain't nothing at all"
"Just a little bit of stuffin that straw" "
After a quick inquiry by J the pair are happily off on their way to the wizard
"Hey Paul, I mean scarecrow, yo
"Don't ask if i ever tried smokin myself, no"
I only thought what the hey, ok
Anyway, lets get you some real shit
Down the yellow brick alley way"
The hey Paul is kind of a joke because Monoxide who plays the scarecrow his real name is Paul. My favorite part of the song is the chorus which is sung primarily by Monoxide
"I dont need a brain
Don't need anything
I just want somebody to smoke with
(who said that? x 2)
Stuck up on this thing
With no fucking gains
I just want somebody to smoke with
(who said that?)
Well i said that"
I don't need a brain is a reference to what the scarecrow from the wizard of oz wanted from the wizard that being a brain.


Track 5- Thug Whillin'
In this song we meet the tin man played by Jamie Madrox of Twiztid. J and crow are walking along talking and smoking when suddenly a metal man jumps out to rob them. He demands that they not look back at him and that he wants whatever they've got including the weed the two of them are smoking. He claims he'll shoot them and they try to reason with him saying that they don't have anything for him to steal but the wizard has plenty. Being that neither of them have anything to live for they turn around and see that he doesn't really have a gun. They get kinda pissed but the tin man asks if they think the wizard has a gun for him and asks if he can come with them. J asks "what you think scarecrow", "we got the same paint on so that's cool", "but we all should remember the rule" it cuts to the chorus and continues til it fades into the next song with the three of them talking about how they don't like the dark woods the road is taking them through.

Track 6- Horribly Horrifying
In this song we meet the last addition to our group the lion played by Blaze Ya Dead Homie. The three men are walking through a dark scary forest on their way to the wizard and J is getting super paranoid every little sound is getting him worked up to a point the two other men are getting annoyed. Suddenly the lion jumps out and J is shitting bricks
"Save it for your bedroom mirror, scream in fear
You was right, be scared, bitch, the lion is here

Once I heard that, I knew that's all it would take
I started screaming like a cheerleader about to get raped
A big ass lion jumped out, like he was ready to fight
At least it's three against one,
But I'm the only one in sight
My two homies was gone, lost deep in the night
I pulled the blunt out looked at the lion, said,
"you gotta light?" "
It cuts to the chorus then its back to J's and the lions conversation where we find out what the lion wants.
"Hear the roar of the king of the jungle
It's me, not Tarzan, so go, I'm the lion,
You stepping on my turf
And one of y'all dying tonight that's for sure,
"that's for sure?"
You think it's your lucky day, you think I'm hear to play,
You saw the do not enter sign you had to cross it anyway
Reconsider killing you; don't even make me laugh
You stumbled in my kingdom; the next breath's your last

Mister, mister death and destruction
May I ask you a question you got everything
Why you fucking with something with nothing
We ain't even from around here we just passing through
You come crashing through; I'm only asking you...

Truth is I'm bored, everybody scared of me,
I smelled y'all over
Here puffing the lovely, and fuck that blunt, facts,
I'm just gonna ask
Do any y'all motherfuckers no where the hoes at?

Maybe on the southwest side, I know a few
But straight up I know them hoes ain't trying' to fuck you

How 'bout I swipe your head off?

How about you relax
I'm only saying these hoes don't fuck half lions like that
But I know this one player, this pimp right here in town
He's got mad furry bitches
That be swinging they tails round
His name is the Wizard, fact that's were we headed

Don't mind if I do tag along, fuckin give me some neden
"  So it turns out that the lion is such a badass that everyone around is scared of him and things have gotten boring because of such. In the long run all he wants is a girlie or in simpler terms he wants some neden which is a juggalo word meaning pussy.
So now we have the group all together each man with his own desire J wants to go home, the scarecrow wants some homies to smoke with, the tin man wants a gun, and the lion wants a girl.

Track 7- What U Think in' About?
In this song the group has made it out of the forest and are now in a giant mushroom field. They decide to eat some of the mushrooms just because and start to randomly ask what everyone else is thinking about as the mushrooms kick in and got them feeling alright. They are thinking about all sorts of things like boobs, women, food, weed, cars, and at one point J mentions Blazes new album wondering when it will drop (it was released the following year) from the lines about Blaze sprawled a big joke surrounding Blaze
"Now what you thinkin' about?
(Violent J)
Blaze Ya Dead Homie (Who ya dead who?)
Who ya dead who?
Where I'm from that's cool
Anyway, I'm just wondering when his Colton shit droppin'?
I'm tryin' to get my gold six hoping
What you thinking about?"
Who ya dead who is a huge joke when it comes to Blaze because of this line but its all in good fun.


Track 8- Shiny Diamonds
At the end of What U Thinkin' About? they start talking and it carries over into the very beginning of Shiny Diamonds.
"(Violent J)
There it is ya'll
We made it
You ready to go in?
(Scarecrow)
First tell us, why do you wanna go home anyway?
(Tin Man)
Yeah, why don't you just stay with us
In this fantasy ass fantasy land?
(The Lion)
I mean what do you got going on there that's so good?
(Violent J)
Man, it ain't always all good at home but the few days it is makes it all worth while."
The song is about how things aren't always great were he's from but the few things that aren't shitty make it all worth it and that's why he wants to go home because its where he belongs regardless.


Track 9- The Wizard's Palace
This is the final song in the story when they finally make it to the wizards palace and its just this wonderful place with free weed and booze and everybodies having a good time. J smells some amazing weed and starts finding his way to it but they are stopped by a guard. The guard is a quick cameo by ABK (Anybody Killa) he gets annoyed and tells them which way to walk and just go away. They bust into the wizards room and he is quick to get angry by their intrusion and who else could be the wizard but Shaggy 2 Door then other half of Insane Clown Posse.
"(Violent J)
At the Wizard's gates we all knocked
And we walked all in
Let the party begin, balling

(The Wizard)
Who dare come here to meet the big W?
You're crazy, your boys are in trouble too
I be the one like Big Daddy Wizard Kingpin
Tell me what the..(voice turns normal)
Fuck you thinking?
I blink and I set your, faces on fire
Damnit, must be a faulty wire
Well fuck, my voice thing run out again
But you're still in terrible danger my friend

(Violent J)
Tin Man ran and dismanned the curtain
It was just some fool in a Fuck Off shirt
And it was salt in the game, we maintained the same

(The Wizard)
Hi, Shaggy, Stretch Nuts be the real name,
or the Wizard if you want
But it's all a front
I been here 9 years, 8 days, and a month
So I started this hussle, now it's getting me paid
I got to admit I get laid with my own parade
But a player like me knows what you want
A player like me holds the magic blunt

The magic blunt?

(The Wizard)
The magic blunt
I been saving it up, what, what
All for a you fools are getting what you want
Cause a player like me holds the magic blunt

The magic blunt?

(The Wizard)
The magic blunt
I'm lighting it up, now what, what
Mr. Lion "Yeah",
you indeed of a hoe then blow, "What up dawg?"
She's yours, or any other bitch you step to,
don't let no rep go and intercept you
Tin Man, it's your turn to hit the ganj
"Nothing I don't understand"
Your wish is for iron when you made out of steel
But you already the hardest for real
"Thanks"
Scarecrow, my man, hit the dro
"Some homies 2 smoke with me?"
I know
"I'm puffing but I ain't seeing nothing"
What about the homies that's with ya,
you saying they frontin?
"But I love Tin Tizzy, The Lion, and J though"
And they down with you for life, too
"Oh"
And Violent J
"Hey"
Now it's your turn to burn
Just hit that shit and the page we turn
Just hit that shit and the page we turn
Just hit that shit and the page we turn
Just hit that shit and the page we turn
Just hit that shit and the page we turn

(Talking & Coughing)

(Violent J)
And that was it
Next thing I knew I woke up in my very own bed
Chillin'
And that's, that's how it exactly how it went down
Hope you liked it"
So the wizard is revealed as just some guy in a "fuck off" shirt who then gives them what they want by having them all take a hit from the magic blunt. Scarecrow takes a hit but nothing happens because he already has homies to smoke with tin man the lion and J. Tin man hits the blunt and nothing happens because his wish is for iron when he is made out of steel but he's already the hardest for real. The lion hits the blunt and a lion girl appears that is all his in addition to any other girl he approaches from now on. Finally J hits the blunt and starts to fade away he says his goodbyes and they all express their having loved having him around and how he's always welcome back. J then walks up in his bed like nothing happened.

Alright I'm done here
-(insert fake alias here)

Psychopathic video review #2 Violent J's love songs

For this week I'm going to write a review for three music videos of my choosing just like last week. This time around rather than the horror based songs and videos of before I'll be doing love songs by one half of the Insane Clown Posse "Violent J" (real name Joseph "Joe" Bruce). One of the videos is from Violent J's second full length solo album "The Shining" while the other two are technically ICP releases although only Violent J is heard on the song.

First song is "Another Love Song" from the Insane Clown Posse release "The Amazing Jeckel Brothers" the fifth jokers card released in 1999.
The name "Another Love Song" pays homage to the title of the song "Love Song" from their second major release "The Ringmaster" the second jokers card.

Jake "the just" (left) and Jack "the sinister" (right)

Another Love Song music video

The video opens up with ICP and Twiztid driving in a nice older looking car with a big red hatchet man on the hood. They're driving in what I've come to find out is the Arizona desert when suddenly the car shits out. Shaggy 2 Dope (real name Joseph "Joey" Utsler) the other half of ICP, and Monoxide of Twiztid get out to look at the problem. Violent J is singing in the passenger and Jamie Madrox is behind him bumping his head to the music. Shaggy and Mono make the mistake of taking the radiator cap off and hot pressurized coolant shoots out at them. They push the car to a gas station/auto shop and ask the man there to repair their vehicle, while there Violent J spots a girl who looks at the men almost with a look of disgust or at least confusion based on a sense of misplaced fear. The four men go to a diner while waiting for their car to be fixed. The locals and staff in there all get uneasy understandable seeing as how ICP is painted like clowns and Twiztid has their powder faced blacken eyed makeup on as opposed to the face paint they eventually stuck with. Shaggy is messing with a ketchup bottle, Monoxide is eating, J  is grabbing at the waitress, and Madrox is staring down locals a couple booths away. Next they are walking into a trailer park for reasons I can only speculate. My thinking is that they went to retrieve their car but it wasn't there, the girl they saw earlier took it and now they're looking for her. The reason I think this is because at one point they spot her in their car and you can see Madrox pointing at her in a fashion that suggests he's pointing out where she is, then she does some donuts in front of them and drives off. Back to where I was at, they're walking into the trailer park and towards a particular trailer with a scrawny faggish looking guy in skimpy clothes and a fat chick in front. The fat chick runs away and the guy runs inside the trailer that they proceed to beat the shit out of kicking it throwing things at it, whatever they can do to cause damage. I think its understandable for the couple to be fearful seeing as how Violent J is 6' 3" and heavy set Shaggy is 6' 2" with an average build Monoxide is also 6' 2" average build and Madrox is 6' 4" and even heavier than J not to mention two of them are painted like clowns while the other two are made to look dead. The rest of the video is just them smashing the trailer the girl doing what I mentioned before and them trashing into each other like a mosh pit. The song itself is J naming all the things he could do like buying her nice things, going back to school, taking off the clown paint and getting a real job, ect. but how he's not going to do that he's going to kill her because she "fucked his homie". The chorus clearly stating that he's going to kill her ...
"I'd rather cut that neck in half
I'd rather choke out that bitch-ass
I'd rather chop and never stop
Because you fucked my homie"


Next song is "Jealousy" from Violent J's second solo album "The Shining" released in 2009 on April 28th his 37th birthday.

The cover of "The Shining"

Jealousy music video

The video starts with a shot of Detroit city slowly moving until the music comes on you hear an aggravated shout from J and it goes over to J at a club by the bar trying to gain the interest of a nearby girl. She's not having it at all, you can tell by the look on her face alone. As he's taking a sip of his drink she waves at what he thinks is him so he tries to wave back but is bumped by the guy she was really waving at causing him to spill his drink. He looks at the both of them upset although most wouldn't notice because of the clown paint. The chorus cuts on and it shows clips of people mainly J dancing but only shows a black figure with a colorful aurora and colorful background. In the next scenes J is in the bathroom snorting coke, popping pills and downing them with booze, smoking cicigarettes, fixing his hair, and just messing around as the drugs hit his system. The entire time a bathroom attendant is watching him with a "what the fuck?" face until J gets in his face and walks out. It shows clips of J killing the guy but it's just his imagination. The attendant says something to a bouncer and points out J. J pops up between the girl and the guy and several bouncers quickly grab him and throw him out of the club. Amidst all his is of course the colorful chorus scenes at certain intervals and even a guitar solo. But as soon as he is thrown from the club the song ends he gets up brushes himself off starts walking away turns and shouts "fuck you man!" tears off his jacket throws it and keeps walking til the video ends. What I really like at the end is the fact there is a big hatchet man in place of a has station logo but being off to the side you ,at not notice the first time around.
The chorus sums up the song nicely...
"I'm overpowered by jealousy
But that's alright
I'm overpowered by jealousy
As long as you're mine tonight"


The final song is absolutely demented Violent J went all out on this one. It's called "The Kreayshawn Song" and there is a story behind the entire thing. The most recent of the new set of jokers cards from ICP is "The Mighty Death Pop" the second of the new deck. On MDP there is a song called "When I'm Clownin'" there are several versions, the album version and the single version featuring a female rapper by the name of Kreayshawn. The single version was going to be used for a music video with Kreayshawn in it. Now the story is that Violent J "fell in love" with Kreayshawn for about two weeks so he wrote this song about her and even made a music video just for laughs but never actually intended to release it . But apparently she couldn't be in the music video for "When I'm Clownin'" due to the fact she was seven months pregnant. Needless to say things fell through she was replaced by Danny Brown on the song and in the video and "The Kreayshawn Song" song and video was released just for the fuck of it. To top it off Shaggy 2 Dope, Violent J's life long best friend and musical partner of over twenty years actually refused to be involved with the music video in any way apart from a warning at the beginning of the video to the juggalo's about what they're about to see and how it has nothing whatsoever to do with "The Mighty Death Pop".

The Kreayshawn Song video

After Shaggy's warning the music starts and what had become my favorite song and music video starts. It reminds me of some of their earlier songs about love and women which are simply put "funny as hell" but this song is something else it's on an entirely new level and I pray for more and would honestly love to see it become a regular group on Psychopathic Records. For this video J is dressed in a white suit with fancy shoes and a black t-shirt that has a sparkly Mighty Death Pop on the front. On stage with J is a band of clowns and three female backup singers dressed kinda like Marilyn Monroe and it just so happens that the singer in the middle is Violent J's wife Michelle "Sugar Slam" Bruce (maiden name Rapp). He gives a little intro before rapping talking about how much he appreciates her being on that song and how every time he hears it he wants to fuck her (not quite in those words but I've been working on this all day and want to finish it already). He starts rapping and it show him in a  yellow shirt and white fedora at the park either on a bench or on a blanket lying on the ground while showing clips of what is supposed to be J and Kreay on a date all from her perspective. The date clips start with him picking her up in a black van then driving to a restaurant teasing her with a blunt, they get to the restaurant J is eating sloppily and forcing her to have glasses of Faygo a cheap soft drink from their home town Detroit that they've been rapping about for many years. The chorus starts and it cuts exclusively to him on stage with the clown masked band and his female backup singers. The chorus ends and we see him in a bath robe with a cream face mask that women use on as opposed to his face paint a towel on his head and he's holding a kitten in a room full of pictures of Kreayshawn. So now it variates between the bathrobe, the stage, and the date. At this point in the date J is trying to get them into a club and they sneak in through the back at which point they start dancing but in the video J is just messing around because I know for a fact that he can dance. It goes to the chorus again this time switching between J on stage and J in the bathrobe with all the kittens which are most likely his. The chorus ends and now in the date scenes they are at the bar of the club J orders two drinks takes Kreayshawns downs them both and makes the hand gesture to suggest sex that being the pointer finger going into the other set of fingers made to look like a hole, he waves the keys in her face and they are off. A quick clip of J in the bathrobe in clouds with pictures of Kreay raining down and its back to showing the date. He's bringing her into a motel room, then it shows J on the bed in his underwear as a bra is thrown at his face. A line in the song about him pulling his wang out and the screen cuts to a heart made of hearts with the word "BOING" on it. The chorus plays one more time then J has these final words for Kreayshawn...
Yeah,
write back soon,
but keep it on the low, shit,
my babies mama will kick my ass,
kick your ass too,
shit,
we can do another song together tho that'd be dope,
unless you trippin
I just love how the minute he mentions his baby mama the camera is on Sugar Slam.

Just for the hell of it I'm going to put up pictures of Violent J with Sugar Slam just so you can question how he got such a hottie.

Violent J with his wife Michelle "Sugar Slam" Rapp/Bruce, his son Joseph Bruce Jr "Violent JJ", and his daughter Ruby Bruce

Violent J, his wife, and his son

Violent J and his daughter


So there you go, that is Violent J and his family

That should about wrap it up
With love -(insert fake alias here)

Psychopatic Video Review #1

This week I'm doing music video reviews. I'll do anywhere from two to three videos depending on how long I think I can make it. For the first review I'll do horror based music videos by Twiztid.

First video is "Story Of Our Lives" track number three off of "Man's Myth (Vol. 1)" of the Man's Myth Mutant double album from 2005.

Man's Myth (Vol. 1) cover

Mutant Vol. 2 cover

Story Of Our Lives music video

The video begins with two doctors talking to Madrox and Monoxide. The duo doesn't have face paint at first but rather the left half of Madrox is horribly disfigured and the right side of Monoxide is the same. This serves as a reference to the "Freekshow" album cover which shows Madrox and Monoxide sewn together.

And the Twiztid angel

The duo is shaking violently as the doctors speak to them with malicious intent in their voices and eyes. "We can help you" "we can make it better" Twiztid simply keeps shaking not saying a word. The music cuts on there is things being said in a newscast fashion about cops beating people and laughing about it. Then they start rapping Monoxide starts and continues until the chorus. It's switching between them rapping in the half and half disfigurmant makeup in an operating room of sorts, to them rapping in a hall way in red and black face paint with a group of people behind them most notably Blaze Ya Dead Homie and ABK. The chorus kicks in-
"This is the story of our lives
Come and take a look in my eyes
Keep it real and tell me no lies
We've been waiting for you"
During the chorus it switches back and forth from disfigurement to face paint. They are in one of several areas as it switches continually. The primary areas during the chorus and the rest of the song all together is the hall way, the operating room, and in front of large TV's with historical events playing on it. In addition to transitioning between all these areas rapidly during the chorus it has clips of Madrox and Monoxide in booths being electricuted. The electrocution plus the war footage on the big TV immediately maks me think of soviet sleeper agent styled hypnotisim and electro shock therapy used on the mentally ill long ago. From there Madrox starts rapping then Monoxide takes over again then it go's back to the chorus. To end it has Madrox rapping alone just as Monoxide had done in the first part of the song ending with the chorus repeated til it fades. Althoughout the video there is a man in a robot looking suit dancing along side a man in a gorrilla looking suit that has a diver mask in place of the head with a strange face inside. In addition to the men in costume there are several women in skimpy outfits with nice looking bodies dancing seductively but the camera only shows their bodies for a while before revealing a disfigured pig like face.

Second music video is "Hahahahahaha" by Twiztid off of "W.I.C.K.E.D." released in 2008 track four. The name of the album is an acronym, W.I.C.K.E.D. stands for Wish I Could Kill Ever Day.

W.I.C.K.E.D. album cover

HAHAHAHAHAHA music video

Now this music video is like a horror movie just like that of the entire album but this gives you the visual. The video is so good you don't even need to listen to the song to have your wig blown back but believe me you want the full experience. The video starts with random shots of a humble home and the only thing that stands out to me is the religious pamphlets on a table. It goes to a shot of an alarm clock that reads 7:59, it changes to 8:00 and the alarm goes off. Monoxide knocks it onto to the floor thus breaking it and slowly gets up. He is clearly wearing a wig and has his goatee shortened to make him look more presentable as necessary for his role in the video. He gets dressed up in a button up and tie and grooms his hair (wig). He grabs a bible and the pamphlets and heads outside to the snow. At this point it's pretty easy to tell that Monoxide is portraying one of those people that go door to door spreading the word of Jesus. The first house he goes to turns him down but the second house welcomes him in, a young black woman. It immediately cuts to a scene of Monoxide in what is presumably her bedroom with her but they are both soaked in blood she is missing a leg and he's the only one alive. He's smoking a cigarette and its showing clips of him on different parts of the bed smoking his cigarette. The last shot of him with the girl is of him leaning over her dead bodies mouthing the words "I'm gonna fuck you". The next shot is of an elderly woman letting him inside her house and it quickly cuts to him and her sitting on her couch with her dead and covered in cuts. He's busy cleaning and sharpening his knife (which just so happens to belong to the same knife set I have at home-fun fact) then putting it back into his hollowed out bible. Then it goes to the chorus where both Monoxide and Madrox can be seen in a pitch black room with a swinging overhead light as our only means of seeing the two rappers. They are both in their normal face paint but are wearing all black suits with a white tie as was customary during the W.I.C.K.E.D. era. Monoxide is first to sing the chorus.
"I'm laughing like a lunatic,
I'm laughing like a lunatic.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha,
I'm laughing like a lunatic,
I'm laughing like a lunatic!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha,...
I'm laughing like a lunatic!...
I'm laughing like a lunatic!"
In the midst of the chorus shows clips of Monoxide being invited it another house. The man has piano wire wrapped around and pulled into his throat and Monoxide is eating a bowl of cereal that I imagine the man had out for himself before being killed. Next it shows a newspaper the newspaper is moved to reveal another dead woman with a scalpal like blade stuck in her head. The chorus is over and it starts showing Monoxides final killing just as Madrox begins to rap. Monoxide is drowning a man in a bathtub and it cuts between the killing and the bathtub empty of water with severed limbs in it before it starts showing Madrox's character. Just as Monoxide had embodied a character with it's own distinctive look Madrox also has a costume to embody a character of their own creation. The biggest Madrox ever was was during the W.I.C.K.E.D. era but he is still wearing a fat suit for this video, it doesn't make him significantly bigger but its still enough to know he's wearing one. He also has a fake beard, as his beard looks very different in reality and can be seen in the chorus when they aren't dressed up, and a wig. He is also wearing a fanel jacket and all together looks very different than Monoxide's clean cut persona. When we first see Madrox he is washing his hand and looking in the mirror. Next he is opening the his front door to see a delivery man with a package for him who he promptly invites in. It switches to a set of basement stairs with hands reaching out (this isn't revilant to the video just the song so it isn't legitimate) then to Madrox pulling the delivery mans bodily through his kitchen and down to the basement leaving a trail of blood along the way. Now in his basement he is looking through his tools pulling out a knife at first then a hacksaw which he uses to then cut the man's head off. Next it shows Madrox standing in the parking lot of a mall but then switches back to him in his basement putting the severed head into a box and sloppily wrapping it up with tape. Another person is at his door this time a pizza man, he rings the door bell and Madrox quickly looks up still in his basement having just finished wrapping up the severed head. He answers the door and again invites the man in, next Madrox is in on a recliner eating the pizza and watching television with the man in another recliner disemboweled. He is laughing and pointing at the TV while talking to the dead man. It cuts to the chorus with a few quick clips of Madrox eating pizza. The chorus ends and the final scene ensues with the song over. A man is walking up to Madrox's character's house, the door opens and there Madrox is with a smile creasing his face at the sight of another victim at his door step. The camera turns to the man on his door step and it just so happens to be Monoxide's character who in turn has a smile creasing his face as well. The door shuts and the camera slowly zooms out til the end of the video leaving the mystery of what transpired after the two killer's worlds collided. What happened when a killer that gets himself invited into homes met a killer that invites people into his home?

 The third and final music video is from a more recent Twiztid release "A New Nightmare" that was not with Twiztid's long time label Psychopathic Records but rather released independently until the recent creation of their own record label "Majik Ninja Entertainment". This song is "Sick man" track number five on "A New Nightmare"

A New Nightmare album cover

Sick Man music video

This song features long time friend Blaze Ya Dead Homie and the video itself features appearances by Kane Hodder known widely for his portrayal of Jason Vorhees in four of the Friday the 13th movies and Said Haig who played Captian Spaulding in the cult classic Rob Zombie movie House of 1000 corpses and the sequel The Devil's Rejects. The video starts with Madrox at the bar Monoxide in what looks like deep contemplation smoking a blunt possible mulling over suicide by the looks of it and Blaze pulling into the parking lot of a convenience store. Madrox is taking shots of what appears to be expensive alcohol with a friend before he heads off to his car. Monoxide is having a blunt looking rather somber before grabbing his car keys and also heading off to his car. Blaze is inside the store picking up some Newport menthols and a forty ounce before heading off to his truck. It starts raining where Madrox is at just as Kane Hodder, wearing coveralls and dead body looking makeup covering half his face, grabs him from behind bangs his head off his own car and drags him away. Next he grabs Monoxide from behind by the throat with rope from Monoxide's backseat. For his last victim Blaze Ya Dead Homie he plays possum as though he was hit by Blaze's truck and seriously injured leading Blaze out of his truck to be kidnapped. One by one it shows clips of Kane bringing them into his basement in three different intervals, bags on heads and ape around wrists. All throughout the video there are clips of Sid Haig playing chess with himself, symbolic depending on your view of such, to me it coincides with the men's capture, torture, and deaths. Now that they've been capture Kane now starts torturing them one by one, and I keep saying that because I don't think the three men see each other at all during and its even possible they've assumed the roles of men that don't know each other. After a gruesome torture scene all three men are dead and the song has ended. Kane makes a phone call to Sid only saying "Its done" Sid is pleased and knocks over the king on his chess set right before it cuts to all three bodies and Kane in Sid's office. Like I said before the chess set seemed to embody the lives of the men. I want you to be sure to pay attention to this last part where Sid is talking to the dead bodies so I'm not devulging too much. Sid says "I just wanna let you know what I'm about to give you is priceless" he then cuts his hand and drips a white liquid onto the faces of the dead men. Now my first interpretation was that this video was going to serve as an origins for the "Triple Threat", the Triple Threat is what Twiztid and Blaze call themselves when they rap together, now that Twiztid has their own label with Blaze as their first addition to the roster it seems more than likely that they will follow in the steps of their long time label Psychopathic Records and create groups among their roster just as ICP, Twiztid, and Blaze formed the Psychopathic Records supergroup "Dark Lotus" (even now after Twiztid and Blaze's depature) amongst other combinations of artists on the label to create new entities. Over all this is a great song and another movie like music video just like "HAHAHAHAHAHA".


That should wrap it up I suppose
Peace -(insert fake alias here)

PunkinHed

This is a review for the Ep Punkinhed by rapper Boondox (real name David Hutto).

Backround info: David Hutto more commonly known by his stage name Boondox is an american rapper from a small southern town called Covinton, Gerogia. His persona is that of an evil scarecrow a concept developed by David and the Insane Clown Posse's Violent J to reflect his southern roots. He was the first addition to the Psychopathic Records roasters not from the city. He preforms a style of horror basend hip-hop known as Horrorcore coupled with southern themes such as banjo's. He raps about a number of things including his murderous family history, his own past, murder, death, violence, drugs, alcohol, partying, women, and the south.

Picture of Boondox from the "We All Fall" video (2010)

PunkinHed is the second releashed by Boondox on Psychpathic Records, releashed in 2007 after his first LP titled The Harvest releashed in 2006. PunkinHed is an EP consisting of Seven tracks including the intro and two remixed songs from The Harvest

Track 1- Ressurection
This is the intro to PunkinHed and a very onimous one at that. It starts with a long whine from what I imagine is a violin, then proceeds with chanting and other random speech in the background that is difficult to understand. You can hear the voices of children amidst it all and then it finally ends with a woman screaming stop it in the voice of a child at first then in the voice of an adult. Gives you the feeling that a really wicked album is in-store for you.

Track 2- PunkinHed
This song is undoubtedly inspired by the movie "Pumpkin Head" in which there are two feuding backwoods families and one boys exchanges his soul to a witch to summon a pumpkin headed spirit to kill the other family to avenge his sister who died in a Romeo Juliet style. It starts with a man speaking about the spirit:
"Before tonight I didn't believe it. I thought it was something they made up too scare little kids. Then when the sun went down, my grandpa fetched the whole family together. And he told that some outsider folks did something real bad. He wouldn't say what, what he just said that Punkinhed was gonna be out after 'em, and that we better stay insde 'til his gone."
After this the song starts and Boondox raps from the perspective of the punkinhed. The song is some of horrorcore at it's finest the true embodiment of the style, a horror movie to a beat. Summoned by a voodoo ritual on a mission, here to "turn this bitch red" ,crawling out of the ground, fiending for your brains, coming for your life, you've been marked by the beast, here to eat your soul so be prepared to be deceased. That is a summary of the first part of the song just to give you a sense of what I mean by "wicked".

Track 3- Sleep Stalker
This song is very catchy and yet another fear inducing song. In this song Boondox can't stop himself from murdering in his sleep. He isnt quite sure what is causing him to have these "dreams". What he thinks are dreams are being shown on the news. All he knows is what he has to lose if this is real. It cuts to the chorus:
"[Boondox:]
I'm sleepin only sleepin I'm sleepin only sleepin I don't wanna sleep
I don't wanna dream I don't wanna hear the suffering, I don't wanna hear the screams
[Violent J:]
I'm only dreamin, I know I'm only dreamin
[Boondox:]
I don't wanna sleep I don't wanna dream I don't wanna hear the suffering, I don't wanna hear the screams"
To me what I hear is Boondox trying to deny his actions pleading almost I'm only sleeping I'm only sleeping, he knows its real but tries not to believe it tries to refuse the truth. He then dreams he is standing by a street light blood knuckles blood nose, confused and presuming he was in a street fight. He wakes up feeling beaten, eyes glazed, and in a haze and its gotten to a point where he doesn't even want to fall asleep. Every time he closes his eyes another victim is at his feet, it's getting hard to deal with, hard to tell what's real, hard to stay sane, and hard to say just how he feels. Cuts to chorus.
"And I don't want to know why this chick is barely breathing begging for her very life
Scratching clawing kicking screaming
While I just stand there laughing while this bitch's life is passing
Rope around her throat I watch her choke for every breath she gaspin
I watch her face and watch the tears pourin like rain
How'd I end up like this translated into fear and pain
So sick my stomach churnin in slow motion the world is turnin so sick mind of a vermin knowing that my soul is burning"
I don't wanna know...again to me that translates to him denying his actions but at this point it's near impossible to do so. Then the tone kinda switches to let's just get this over real or not but that's only my opinion. Finally the last lyrics after this verse and the chorus to end:
"I dont wanna sleep i can't even close my eyes
I don't wanna dream every night somebody dies
I don't wanna think what's the truth behind these lies?
I don't wanna hear the screams and I don't wanna hear the cries"
First line, reiteration second line,almost like a slip up like he's agknowledging these aren't dreams third line, most significant because it's even more of an admission of guilt to me it's him saying he knows he's lying to himself but is afraid of the truth so he doesn't want to know fourth line, back to the murder. And that is it.

Track 4- Southern Nights
This is an even more catchy song but has a much more cheery tone to it. This song is about the things Boondox associates with the south that he's come to know and love in particular the type of things you would do just hanging out at night.
"Won't You Take Me Back To The Dark So Pitch Black
Most Can't See Where We At It's Where I'm Happy
It's Where I Am One With This Land I've Become
Take Me Home Take Me Back It's Where I'm Happy"
This chorus simply lays it out for you Boondox loves his home it's where he is happy it's where he belongs. Other than that there's not much to it but it is its simplicity that truly speaks to how much he really loves his home because he doesn't need some overly complicated reasons for why he loves the south he just does it's where he's from and he wouldn't have it any other way. When we moved down south I couldn't help but listen to this song over and over again once we got into our new town until we made it to our new house. Obviously things didn't pan out correctly and we wound up back home but I still love the song and some of things the song talk about are some of the things I liked and kinda miss.

Track 5- Suffering
Back to the fearful sound of the first three tracks. In Boondox's music a lot of the crimes he commits are towards women but not because he hates them but because he loves them they are his inspiration for a number of his songs and this one is a strong example of that. In this song Boondox is deeply in love with a girl but is afraid of it ending so he thinks of a way he can be with her forever... He knocks her out and kidnaps her. He throws her over his shoulder and starts to head home, he notices she is bleeding profusely and needs to get her to his house quickly before he loses her on the trip. He makes it home and puts her down to unlock the door wipes the blood from her chin and brings her down to his basement. She eventually comes to and realizes something is wrong and starts begging him to let her go or at least tries but she can't speak.
"Down the stairs around the corner to her new home
Coming to her senses and she's knowing something's going up
Eyes glazed she looked at me as if to say
Tell me what you've done and please make this all go away
But no words no sound from her precious lips
She reached and touched me softly with her broken bloody fingertips
The tears fell and reality was sinking in
In utter shock and disbelief at this unforgiven sin
The smell of death like a reminder echoes through the walls
knowing that she sits all alone down those darkened halls
I want to hold her touch her lay beside her never leave
But the sadness on her face will never let it be
And so she sits and stares just waiting for her final breath
A mix of love and broken heart wishing for her death
And on this night I sit here waiting for the end
When I can walk those darkened halls and be with her again" It is truly a song of immeasurable love...
"She lies awake for days suffering in misery
No one to hold her close and give her what she really needs
I know I want to see her be with her all through the night
And so I'm waiting for her last goodbye"
The chorus sums the song up nicely.

Track 6- They Pray With Snakes (remix)
This song is a remix from a song on Boondox's first album "The Harvest". The remix was done by Psychopathic Records main producer Mike E Clark. I would prefer not to go too into depth with this song because it has a music video that I would like to do a review on in the future and it is on "The Harvest" which I would also like to do a review on. What I will say is that "They Pray With Snakes" is about a regligious sect in the backwoods of the deep south that worships snakes. He talks about human sacrifice and how everyone just ignores the missing people.
"I can hear them screaming through the forest at night
They pray with snakes and they poison my mind"
He talks about a lot full of the decaying vehicles of the victims. He talks about all the bones and belongings all piled in a heap. He talks about the screams of torture still blowing in the breeze. "The secrets of a small town kept locked away"

 Track 7- Seven (remix)
Once again I don't want to dip into this song too much either because it is on "The Harvest" and is actually the first real song by Boondox as Boondox.
"A tisket, a tasket
The Skarecrows out his casket
Turn off the lights and lock the door
Prayin' that he passes"
This version features a more hip-hop orientated sound than the original.
"A demon spawn
The child of a bastard son
Seven born of seven and the
Seventh child fathered one
A soul black full of pain
Bodies in the field Blood pourin' like rain"
The chorus.

Well that should be about it unless I decide to add more pictures or something... (Insert fake alias here)

Decided to add links to music
Sleep Stalker
Southern Nights
Suffering

Chances are some of the lyrics arent 100% but its good enough i suppose...I highly suggest listening to all three

please go about your business

I'm gonna just gonna lay it out for ya, I have almost no idea of what the fuck a blog is but I had to make an account on a blogging site for a class, so I'm just gonna ask that you ignore this thing all together and go about your business all the same.
Have a nice day, much appreciated to those that comply
                       -(insert fake alias here)