Sunday, December 14, 2014

Fuck Off !

I'm gonna talk about the first solo album by rapper "Shaggy 2 Dope" because it'sunday past six and I completely forgot to even start this til now. Shaggy 2 Dope (real name Joseph "Joey" Ustler) is one half of the horror based Detroit rap group Insane Clown Posse alongside long time friend Violent J (real name Joseph "Joe" Bruce). "Fuck Off !" is Shaggy's first solo album released in 1994 right before Insane Clown Posse's third major release "Riddle Box" the third jokers card released in 1995. The original release only consisted of two tracks "Fuck Off !" and "I'm Not Alone" but the album was later rereleased with a total of four tracks "Fuck Off !", "Clown Luv", "I'm Not Alone", and "3 Rings". The song "3 Rings" was also on "Riddle Box" with slight changes in the lyrics.



















The album cover was as far as I know was hand drawn by Shaggy himself just like the ICP jokers cards and the band logo the hatchet man. As you can see it features a cartoonish Shaggy shirtless holding his balls and flipping the bird with a colorful striped background and "2 DOPE" along the side. Just for shits n giggles I'm gonna put up another example of Shaggy's artistic ability.

















This is the artwork for the 2006 single "Keep It Scrubbin'" off of Shaggy's second solo album "F.T.F.O." which stands for "fuck the fuck off". You can see Shaggy again shirtless inbetween two ugly fat chicks in bikinis as he raps a lot about having sex with fat ugly whores and in reality preferring his women on the larger side obviously better looking then the songs and this picture perceives them. All of his drawings are heavily cartoonish but well done none the less. Back to the point Fuck Off !. Violent J can be heard doing back up vocals for the first three songs and raps on the fourth. On the first track Fuck Off ! in addition to back up vocals Violent J starts to rap but is quickly cut off by Shaggy who says "NAH, FUCK OFF BITCH, THIS IS MY RECORD!!!". That line as well as the chorus are my favorite parts of the song and possibly my favorite parts the entire album. The chorus is simply Shaggy shouting "SUCK MY NUTS, BITCH FUCK YOU". Alright looks like I have 300 plus words I'm gonna wrap it up with a lot of swearing stolen from other songs and then my usual sign off.


Fuck, shit, pussy, ass, motherfuckin, damn, bitch
Bitch, damn, motherfuckin, ass, pussy, shit, fuck

And for good measures why not add a video of "Violent J's Dance Boogie Marathon" so if you got 55 seconds I would abuse the chance to watch a fat clown dance to the Bee Gees .
Violent J's Dance Boogie Marathon


Alright mother fuckers and mother fuckettes I'm gone for now so have a nice day with your bitch ass and don't forget to fuck off.
-insert fake alias here